What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 14:02
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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